Its 4am and im surrounded by tombstones

This weeks Rent A Bro job is definatly something ive never done before..........The mish is to deliver and set in the ground 2 headstones for 2 different grave sites.

No job is too shite for the Rent a Bro's!!!!!!

First location was in the grounds of Princeton University in New Jersey. It was bloody baltic out.

Nickolas Von Chipper..........Nick carves stone in Newport in a place thats been in business for over 300 years......it was hard to take photos of this mission. The widow and her family were there to see the lettering and to make sure the bro's didnt put it in upside down. It was quite a heavy experience and so was the tombstone...it weighed a ton

On the road again........passing through Philli

home of the Philli turkey vultures

Remember that game Outrun? total flashbacks right now

Next Stop DC

We had to drop off a huge Tablet to the National Cathederal

This place is huge.......

The Hall of Laterds

We have this huge crane to move the 10 Commandments we were carting around...

We got a hotel in DC for the night and ventured into the city for some antics

The subways here are all clean and the trains have carpeted floor.......i didnt even see one bum or critter.......maybe they take monday nights off here?

Von Chipper himself

Nick works in Dc all the time and he met up with all his old buds.......Dave got us a bunch of drinks at this swish ass place

After a ton of drinks Nick taught me how to write in Pirate.......his normal handwriting is full on YE INTRUDERS BEWARE shite.......its so mental

The bartender shut me off when i asked for yeager shots......i guess that kind of behaviour is unacceptable here......so i took the ice bucket and tried to make a medievel helmet so i could joust the bar keep............bloody rich buggers

We trooped around the city going from bar to bar ........this place shut us off before we could speak........

The next place let us have fun.......so it was all good

Everyone dressed like Carlton from the Fresh Prince here

I tried to fill up this massive memorial fountain..........Dc is fun

When i got back from the takin a bruce lee in the fountain i found my boss out cold in the bushes.............mangled bosses rule

Christ i feel everytime Nicks on the Bummer his missus will kill him...........

Next day was awsome..... i was drunk for the first 1000 miles we did that day...........i thought this car was burning rubber........i think its just the subway system farting!!!!

Big Stone Needle

The Pentagram......i mean Pentagone............

The Hurley headquarters is right next door

The next few states were fuzzy and i came too at South of the Border........

We pushed on into the deep south

Palm trees are such a good sign

this was our last destination...Charlston south Carolina.....

The grave yard was in the middle of the hugest forest.......is hugest a word?

Spanish Moss is weird stuff........like wizard beards for trees

We set the last tombstone in the earth.........the widow and her family were overwhelmed by the carving Nick did on her husbands stone that she cried .......

I wont ever forget this morning.

heres a palm tree. the dudes at the cemetry were all from the south. i couldnt understand one word. they had these guys that worked the back hoe that were the spitting image of 3 six mafia .......i wish i couldve got photos

more wizard beards

On the way home we did a MTV cribs at Nicks buddy Joe's house

This is Buddy and his epic plasma TV

Joe is a sculpter..........he shapes skulls

This painting was titled 3 PUSSIES 1 BLOKE AND 2 DOGS....

He gave us the royal tour of his studio and his wife made us a rad dinner. thanks again Joe for letting the lads stay at yer hoose.

Back on the road again..............

We dropped off all the tombstones and the next stop is Brooklyn to pick up more slate

We got stuck in traffic next to the fried fish ball manny

Just before we got to Newport we made a pit stop at Rocketbrothers house.....monsuer Luke Randall.

He wanted to show us the new telephone he built.......its like a mini version of Big Ben that you can talk into.......i was hyped

He also just built this new studio to make all his experiments. this place is amazing

Finally home to the shire..and i can add grave digger to my reseme..........thanks nick for the mission