Manute and Tino and a huge fire on my camera lense

An awsome sharp clear photie of Dinosaur Jr playing....check oot the the cubicle of marshall amps around J Mascis....

Went around the island on my bicycle..........right after i took this photie i got pummeled by another biker....i went over the handlebars and landed on the sidewalk down near ground zero......the guy who nailed me was one of those "weekend tour de france nerds"...full spandex and flashy gear...what an arsehole......riding a bike here is like Asteroids.......i need to buy a lance and a sheild next time i go oot

I biked over to Brooklyn to see some of the lads

That night more adventuring in america

I met up with Rebecca and her posse from Allure magazine.........mega antics

Kara was on fire......she killed it in handbag footy here.......i was dying laughing......full on football in the lower east side with her designer handbag

Rebecca wrangled her pal at this one club.......

One of the few calm moments in the night

Patrick showed up to see the birds gone wild

At the end of the night i went to visit my pal Amber......amber works at Jay Z's club 40/40............the scene at the door is incredible...bouncers are bloody massive there....i got stopped at the door trying to walk in with a skateboard ...jeepers inagine that!!! There was no chance i was getting in.......One super bro bouncer took my skateboard and stashed it in the back of a gold Range rover parked outside the club......he said to find him at the end of the night and id get it back.....epic moves.....after the full frisk i got in and went to find my friend who bartends there......you need to be 7 foot tall and at least 2 feet wide to move in this club..not 140 pounds and from Scotland.........in every square inch of this club there were people dancing, sofas swinging from the ceiling , sound system that made my drink ripple like in Jurassic Park...it was like a 50cent video........

Amber was way hyped i made it in to visit and i hung out the whole night...i didnt take any photies cos i didnt want to get shot or battered by rappers and their girlfriends.......and i also got lost in the bathrooms there...it was like a house of mirrors in frosted glass...i couldnt find the door to get oot....

At the end of the night i got my skateboard out of the back of the most serious Range ive ever seen ...highfived , did some homie hugs and skated hame at 5am

The next day i cruised around on my bike again......found these interesting ruins

I got hame and right outside my apt there was the hugest fashion show going on.......

They had waterfalls on either side of this bridge and the models walked under in the dry part from street to street....

Channel Bora Bora was there documenting the street scenes.........while the Bummer poached

The graffitti on my building is nuts...this old alien grandad wi a black baby eatin grapes!!!!

That night i went tae some party near my hoose

Mooney and Pam

Berds and a sofa

Pam tried to shotgun a beer but forgot the drinking part......beer sprayed floor numbers 4 and 5

what the bloody hell is he doing here?

At the end of the night...there was a casualty.........it wasnie me by the way.....