I went by the golf range the other day.........its kinda crazy....like a high rise with one wall missing and tons of people on every floor whacking golf balls out......

Every level was aiming for the manny in the wee tractor picking up all the balls .....he got nailed so many times while i stood there...thats got to be quite a tramatic job.....

These were the happy gilmores that made it past 180 yards

Hahahaha these were the un happy gilmores that didnt even manage one yard.....i hung at the gate for a while and watched old asian ladies fluff their shots.......

This is where i do my executive workout.........way on the far right in the top corner...thats my spot......the jacuzzi's.....me and all these 75 year old birds hang out and talk about shite of the day

After i went and wrangled some kittens for ages.........

I forget this wee buggers name but hes a right bastard...

At the local deli they have Shaq's footprints on the ground.....

That night i went to check out this band that just got signed......there called the Wildbirds..with a name like that i half expected an angry lesbian group...but instead these are a bunch o fresh faced laddies from Wisconsin that have been watching Almost Famous way too much.............Stillwater aaaaooooowwww!!!

My pal Bipper does marketing for the bands label and brought Jay and myself along to check em oot

They should change their name to "Birds are going wild for us" cos every hen in the room was flappin and cluckin for these mannys

Another lensman

Cymbal Simon

Fans signed the band which was a new experience for me.......kinda opposite fanout vectors

Caitlin from XM radio was there........

Fuck this podium...its easier getting into america than getting into this club

After the gig i met up with Merks and her pal Kate

I hate going hame when no one else is around...its weird when New york is so big but all of a sudden theres not a soul to be seen

When i looked up i got the shudders........its hard to believe its been that long ..........